did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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