What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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