put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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