May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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