it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
whose ass print is on the piano?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
foreskin is a definite game changer
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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