He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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