summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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