did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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