So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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