There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
