im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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