Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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