Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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