...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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