New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
How external is "for external use only"?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Randomize
