Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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