i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
nutella sex= disaster
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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