ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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