I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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