at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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