So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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