Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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