Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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