Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
