You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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