Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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