is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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