i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
This baby is an asshole
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We need to get me chipped asap
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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