No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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