a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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