4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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