Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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