can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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