I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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