what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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