Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
