I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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