He is an equal opportunity slut.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico