I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.