But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?