i just google imaged poop.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You need a sexual gate keeper
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows