You're so nebulous sometimes
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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