FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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