i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
