you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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