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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me

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• (518): View more from New York

  I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.

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  And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.

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• (714): View more from California

  You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning

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• (347): View more from New York

  Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.

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