So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Don't say a word.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex