Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

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(713): View more from Texas

Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids

(979): View more from Texas

Ahaha, good shit

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....

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(443): View more from Maryland

yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too

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(360): View more from Washington

My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!

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