She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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