Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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