i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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