with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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