Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize