i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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