yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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