Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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