What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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