No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
